Going into the bye week the Jacksonville Jaguars are a 3-point underdog. I was lucky enough to get a quick interview with Del Rio. “So Jack how do you feel about the Jaguars chances against the bye week?” In an emotionless monotone voice Jack responds “I feel our chances are good as any game. We work hard to come out and win.”
“So, I heard Mike Sims Walker is throwing a liaison this weekend, will this be affecting his status this week?” “No, Walker is a good kid, a lot of talent not only in the football field but in his extracurricular activities” Jack replies. “Glad to see you are no longer envious of Walkers success" I say half laughing.
What is your strategy going into the bye?” “To beat the bye week our strategy is maximum enjoyment, you know Xs and Os ” said Jack winking as I nearly nodded off from his utter lack of enthusiasm.
Wiping the drool off my cheek, I smile like the Cheshire cat as I say “Quentin Groves was involved in a hit and run last week, nice to see him practicing.” Jack laughs…
We shake hands and a small plastic bag of a controlled substance falls out of Jack hands. “Sorry” Jack says through bleached white teeth as he quickly reaches to retrieve it. “Bad habit.” Awkward silence…. “Well that reminds me I need to give this to Sims Walker “ mumbles Jack. “Well best of luck against the bye and tell Sims Walker I said Hi” I shout as Jack stumbles away.
Be sure to read my Jaguar rant after an unfulfilling performance by the Jaguars in week 6 and the controversy surrounding the game.
Btw this article is satire for any of you missing one too many brain cells from watching football games boozed up.
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